It's like lemonade- Sweet, Tangy, and Refreshing!

November 27, 2004

Zen and the Art of Driving: Chapter 3

Being One with the Turn

When in one's car, they must not muse too terribly on the turns of the road, lest they become truly difficult to drive. Instead, they must feel the turn before it starts- as we learned in chapter one, you are in control of the car.

You are in control of the car.

We now add this to your mantra. Say it. Say:
I am one with the turn. It feels me flowing with it like water. As the wind buffets my car, I am guided by this turn- I guiding this turn.

There now, was that so hard?

Next chapter- You and reversing.

Written by Aqua-chan, Library Ninja

November 23, 2004

dotConformity

From Breka and T's blogs...

Q: What color is most reflective of you?
A: Royal Purple with glitter sparkles

Q: How did you get the idea for your diary name?
A: *happy grin*

Q:What time were you born:
A: About six in the morning

Q: What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?
A: This is your life- Stark Raving (Listen for the Fight Club quote!)

Q: Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
A: Douglas Adams- but only a little bit.

Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: Do you want a baby?
A: Right now? Not really. Later, though.

Q: What does your mom do for a living?
A: N/A (not alive)

Q: What does your dad do for a living?
A: Techie for Circut City

Q: What is your pet's name?
A: Caramel Dream. It's my pony!

Q: What color are your bedsheets?
A: purple

Q: What are the last 3 digits of your phone number?
A: Psssht. Like I'm telling y'all.

Q: What was the last concert you attended?
A: Gametime! (Now Stark Raving, see last post)

Q: Who was with you?
A: Von, Drew, and Drac

Q: What was the last movie you saw?
A: Seven.

Q: Who do you dislike most at this moment?
A: Um- let me get back to that one.

Q: What food are you craving right now?
A: A good meal at Long John Silvers.

Q: Did you dream last night?
A: Yup. It's been a while, too.

Q: What was the last tv show you watched?
A: Cold Case

Q: What is your fave piece of jewelry?
A: The blue topaz ring that Drac gave me last Christmas.

Q: What is to the left of you?
A: My cell phone, and two students at computers

Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: 100 Grand. It was tasty.

Q: Who last imed you?
A: Kiko-chan. (random yahoo buddy)

Q: Where is your signifigant other right now?
A: Looking for applications, I think

Q: Do you have a crush?
A: Yeah, my boyfriend. But don't tell him.

Q: What shampoo do you use?
A: Herbal Essences.

Q: When was the last time you cut your hair?
A: Lessee, senior year, when my mom died. I had it down to my back, and gave it to Locks of Love. I think it's long enough to do it again this winter.

Q: Are you on any meds?
A: Chocolate!

Q: Do you have a mental disease?
A: Eh-heh. My personalities say no.

Q: What shirt are you wearing?
A: Black shirt with buckles, goldish silver watch, black-wire glasses, jeans with faux suede... er, white socks and black boot-shoes.

Q: What time is it?
A: You'll know when I'm done posting.

Q: What is your fave frozen treat?
A: Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream

Q: Are you sexy?
A: Ask Drac. I think he might know.

Q: Whats your favorite shopping store?
A: Sears, which is doomed for its merger with K-mart. As far as novelty stores: World Market

Q: Are you thirsty?
A: Now I am.

Q: Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
A: Hell yeah. But only when Drac and I decide.

November 22, 2004

Starting Over is Like You Confessing All Your Sins

Okay, I had my moment of silence for Gametime a little over a month ago, and the demo EP for two of the members, The great Caleb "C-dogg" Blacksher, Kyle Devlin is up on Purevolume. To tell you the truth, it blew me away- you know, I think these guys have a chance after all- even without Gabe and Nick Pick.

You can check out Stark Raving's new songs on Purevolume, and be sure to tell me if I'm completely out of my mind. Then again, that might be the sort of captive audience they're looking for.

Their website can be found here, but more will be up fairly soon.

And remember! You heard them here first!


November 15, 2004

I'm totally freaked...

Right, while looking for some articles online on the (apparently) fictional art of Necromancy, I stumbled across this quote:

"We don't kill the most,
We don't die the least,
But dammit, we have the most fun!"


Each time I saw it, it was marked as a passage from someone different. I know that phrases get around, but this one was just a little bit too out there to pass up.

(And thus, I thoughoughly declare all Halloweenish articles over until roughly next September. Beware the Autumn People, kiddies!)

November 08, 2004

The Mysteries of Harris Burdick

Has anybody else seen this book?

For ten years I have searched the children's departments, looking for the book with fourteen mysterious pictures, each with a title and a caption. No story within except for the introduction, in which Chris Van Allsburg says that he found these pictures, with caption and title, from a recently deceased freind-of-a-freind.

Who knows why I was destined to pick it up, and whether or not it truly belonged in the juvenile fiction- but it was there.

This image has stuck with me over the years. If nothing kept me looking for it, it was the picture of a man trying to squash a lump of- of something shifting, creating chaos under the rug. I remember reading the caption and laughing out loud.

You know, I'm glad that I checked Van Allsburg's list of works. Jumanji was spoiled as a movie, but Polar Express- the promise that it shows... I almost can't wait to see it.

What, you didn't think I'd miss out on a CGI Tom Hanks playing more roles than you can count on one hand, did you?

November 05, 2004

Giving in to conformity

I think I've seen this fifteen different times this month-

Last Cigarette: Never. Ick.
Last Alcoholic Drink: Um, the champagne at my parent's wedding. If you know of otherwise, don't remind me. It couldn't have been pretty.
Last Car Ride: From school
Last Kiss: (see last phone call)
Last Good Cry: When it looked like I wasn't going to get into classes this semester. (I haven't had a good waterfall since)
Last Library Book: I can't even remember.
Last book bought: That either.
Last Book Read: The Aeneid (It's like sloughing through eloquent mud)
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Shark Tale (Family movie, but cute)
Last Movie Rented: Myself? Can't remember. With Drac, Resident Evil- If I'm not mistaken
Last Cuss Word Uttered: See post below
Last Beverage Drank: water
Last Food Consumed: Hamburgah
Last Phone Call: Drac
Last TV Show Watched: Everybody Loves Raymond
Last Time Showered: last night
Last Shoes Worn: Blue Keds!
Last CD Played: A burned copy of "Rock Out the Bush Vol. 1" from John
Last Item Bought: It's this (insert gushing here) glitter temporary tatoo thing.
Last Download: More otaku Mascots!
Last Annoyance: My phone alarm
Last Soda Drank: Pepsi (sadly)
Last Thing Written: Um, a comment?
Last Key Used: "?"
Last Words Spoken: "What time tomorrow?"
Last Sleep: Lessee... I just got up, so that would make it half an hour ago, right?
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Frozen custard at school with sprinkles and oreo bits
Last Chair Sat In: kitchen chair
Last Webpage Visited: Someone's livejournal

November 03, 2004

In a word-

FUCK

(Thank you, and goodnight.)