It's the weirdest thing.
Over the past few months, my dreams have been getting strange and vivid. Not that I haven't had strange dreams in the past. I have. And I've had vivid, consuming dreams before, too. But I think this last one has got to be the strangest by far.
The only part that I really remember is...
Huge guy, skin as deep as you can get in brown before being black, bushy black beard and mustache. He had on this crazy purple zoot suit with pimp hat, and this PHENOMENAL pimp cane (Black with a beautiful silver handle- I know it was intricate, but I didn't get a good look).
His head was thrown back in insane laughter.
And then I woke up.
And then- this is the weirdest part... I was already awake, and there was massive thunderclap outside because it had been raining all day.
...WHY THE HELL DID I DREAM ABOUT A CARICATURE OF A CRAZY PIMP?!