Question

I'm currently listening to: cartoons in the background

Tell me what you think about me... Er, sorry about that moment brought to you by Destiny's Child. But while we're on the subject. Tom would like me to have a breast reduction. I happen to be rather attatched to them, and am not likely to become seperated from them barring certain circumstances. His argument currently is that he's only thinking about when I become a mother.

So, now I ask you, next time he brings it up, do I slap him, or do I just tell him that I happen to love myself too much to part with them?