Jaded and Ready to Philosophize

I'm currently listening to: "You Make Me" by the Weird Al Yankovic

If you know me, then you know that I am a constant procrastinator. It's part of my nature. I put off doing things, I forget, I scurry at the last minute, or even after that minute has passed.

So here I am, typing away at a philosphy report. I promise I'll have a comic up tomorrow. Or Sunday. Or two on Sunday. Or three on Monday. Whatever it takes.

In my absence, I give you a dilemma: If an event occurs (Let's call it X) and no-one is around to witness it, did it actually happen?

And for when you're done wrapping your head around that: What is the sound of one hand clapping?