Come on over, Scamboy-

I'm currently listening to: "In The End" by Linkin Park on LAUNCHcast

After reading one of the scams on scamorama, I've come to the conclusion that I should have kept my stupid 419 e-mail that "The son of Kabila" sent me.  He wanted me to deal in diamonds. Diamonds!  I coulda got him to send me a "sample" with the right words. 'Course, that could also have gotten me prosecuted by the Nigerian officials.

No, the scam that I really want in on is this one...
I coulda so done this back on MatchDoctor. Get him to e-mail a disposable address, a different name, and give him a few rather kinky and degrading requests without getting too deep in. Hell, I could even substitute some low-end pix from some random porno magazine, shopped in adobe if necessary.

Seriously, the requests I had gotten were rather amusing:

DEAR PERFECT WUMAN-

YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL.  YOUR PICTURE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.  I WANT TO LOVE YOU.

(insert random marrige proposal here mixed with compliments)

YOUR LOVE,
MUMAR

A quick delete button was always nice for those. Oh, well.

Don't think I'm going to try any scams anytime soon.  Meanwhile, after you're done reading the "Lagos Lads in Lingerie", I highly suggest "Little Shop of Scammers", "Luke Skywalker" (short but sw-eet!), and "To the Batcave!" The responses get better as the scams go on. Look for names and situations before the sad scammers catch on!