Yarrr... Tha Carse of Crrraaaazy Rrraaaazorrr

(Or Wanna Haunt My House?)


So, Drac's dad wanted to take 'Renzo and Drac to a spook house, and each brought along one person, Juice and myself respectively. Now, I've never been to a haunted house before, and apparently there was a new one that just opened in town. It's got a 2-for-1 deal... Visit Crazy Razor and The Crypt back to back for an arm and a leg. (Credit cards only accepted with signatures in blood and your soul.)

Now, I couldn't tell you if it was good or bad- being that I have absofrigginlutely no experience with Haunted Houses. However, Drac said "This what all the haunted houses are like." Fine then. However, the segue from The Curse of Crazy Razor to The Crypt was a tension breaker- especially when we saw one of the actors step out of character for a little bit. And then there was the zombie that appeared to have a jones for Drac. We still aren't sure about that one.

Apparently, according to Drac, it was short. The two of them combined were just about time limit of any regular Haunted house. Even I was feeling a little bit of "That's it?" at the end.

The good thing about it, I guess, was that it kept the line short. Well, to a degree. It's just as fast-paced as it is short. My favorite part, the pirate narrarator at the very beginning. Aye, a good one he was, too... Arr...