Giving in to conformity

I think I've seen this fifteen different times this month-

Last Cigarette: Never. Ick.
Last Alcoholic Drink: Um, the champagne at my parent's wedding. If you know of otherwise, don't remind me. It couldn't have been pretty.
Last Car Ride: From school
Last Kiss: (see last phone call)
Last Good Cry: When it looked like I wasn't going to get into classes this semester. (I haven't had a good waterfall since)
Last Library Book: I can't even remember.
Last book bought: That either.
Last Book Read: The Aeneid (It's like sloughing through eloquent mud)
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Shark Tale (Family movie, but cute)
Last Movie Rented: Myself? Can't remember. With Drac, Resident Evil- If I'm not mistaken
Last Cuss Word Uttered: See post below
Last Beverage Drank: water
Last Food Consumed: Hamburgah
Last Phone Call: Drac
Last TV Show Watched: Everybody Loves Raymond
Last Time Showered: last night
Last Shoes Worn: Blue Keds!
Last CD Played: A burned copy of "Rock Out the Bush Vol. 1" from John
Last Item Bought: It's this (insert gushing here) glitter temporary tatoo thing.
Last Download: More otaku Mascots!
Last Annoyance: My phone alarm
Last Soda Drank: Pepsi (sadly)
Last Thing Written: Um, a comment?
Last Key Used: "?"
Last Words Spoken: "What time tomorrow?"
Last Sleep: Lessee... I just got up, so that would make it half an hour ago, right?
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Frozen custard at school with sprinkles and oreo bits
Last Chair Sat In: kitchen chair
Last Webpage Visited: Someone's livejournal