The Awful Answers

Groans to be expected and heard all the way across the city if not several states...

1. Why did Billy take a ruler with him to bed?
To see how long he slept

2. How do you get the water into watermelon?
Plant it in the spring

3. What do you get when you cross a goose, a rhino, and a credit card?
A rhino that honks before it charges
(Yeah, I don't get it either...) alternate answer- Me, when I get my van, doing holiday shopping...

4. What takes so long to come, but is so fast to go?
Your paycheck

5. Why did the banker lose his job?
Because he did not make any sense

6. What did the Tyranosaurus Rex eat for breakfast?
Scrambled Legs

7. Why did the Ghost sing off key?
Because he left his sheet music at home

8. What's the best way to brush your Hare?
Hold him firmly by his long ears and brush gent-ly
Also accepted: with garlic and butter

9. Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore

10. What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?
They're both almost done


All jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers that I saved from my Major British Writers class. I think she just wanted us on a sugar high- but she said that she brought them all up to add to the gold coins that I brought for Mardi Gras. Oh, well. :p