What I really Learned in my History of the British Novel Class

Pop Quiz! Answers to be put up later!

1. Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?

2. How do you get the water into watermelon?

3. What do you get when you cross a goose, a rhino, and a credit card?

4. What takes so long to come, but is so fast to go?

5. Why did the banker lose his job?

6. What did the Tyranosaurus Rex eat for breakfast?

7. Why did the Ghost sing off key?

8. What's the best way to brush your Hare?

9. Why was the Ocean arrested?

10. What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?

Bonus Question:
When was the last time you ate a Laffy Taffy?