ARRRRRRR!!!

I be terribly ashamed, terribly so.

Aye, for I nearly missed me annual post of Talk like a Pirate day... For shame... for shame indeed. However, if you've missed it as well, fear not. For I bring ye
How To Talk Like A Pirate.

Watch it, ye scurvy dog.

Live it, Cap'n.

Learn it, Jim lad.

And be leaving me comments with yer piratey knowledge.